Must Draw Your Own Aid, Must Sift Your Affairs

posted 5 hours ago via wrists · © paramoured with 3,246 notes

the-cure-for-the-con:

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Excuse me but I don’t think this is legal



posted 18 hours ago via pythons · © frankoceahn with 740 notes




anditallfallsdownsometimes:

name ➔ jeanette
birth place ➔ california
where do i live ➔ north lake tahoe, california
hair color ➔ brown
eye color ➔ blue
birthday ➔ may 7
gender ➔ female
lefty or righty ➔ righty
single or taken? ➔ single
happy? ➔ yeah actually

TEN CHOICES

love or lust ➔ love
lemonade or iced tea ➔ iced tea
cats or dogs ➔ dogs
a few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends
television or internet ➔ internet
pepsi or coke ➔ neither? 
wild night out or romantic night in ➔ romantic night in
day or night ➔ night
text or call ➔ text
make-up or au naturel? ➔ natural, i can’t motivate myself to wear makeup

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

been caught sneaking out? ➔ i’ve never snuck out… i’m a good noodle
fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ both
wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ yep
prank called a store? ➔ no
skipped school? ➔ yes
wanted to disappear? ➔ yes
spent all your money? ➔ yes
met a celebrity? ➔ nope, i mean i’ve met some skiers but no one widely identifiable 
been really ill? ➔ yesss, one time i had bronchitis and salmonella at the same time, another time i had a kidney infection 
gotten high? ➔ nope

TEN PREFERENCES

smile or eyes ➔ smile
light or dark hair ➔ dark
shorter or taller ➔ taller
intelligence or attraction ➔ attraction? maybe?
hook-up or relationship ➔ relationship
funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ funny and poor

mac or pc? ➔ mac
chapstick or lipstick? ➔ chapstick
city or country? ➔ cityyy
driving or walking? ➔ depends on the distance, i really don’t mind both

LAST


last phone call? ➔ my mom
last song you listened to? ➔ love is to die by warpaint
last thing you ate? ➔ vanilla yogurt with sliced almonds
last thing you drank? ➔ pomme blue cran juice 
last place you were? ➔ the grocery store
last picture taken? ➔ the last picture taken of me was my university id
last outfit? ➔ striped shorts, tegan and sara shirt
last purchase? ➔ a bunch of groceries




mylifeisacabaret:

It must be so intimidating seeing Tegan and Sara in public, especially if you’re not a fan or know who they are. 

Like you work at a coffee shop and these two hot identical grown women walk in, dressed like hipster boys with designer sunglasses and tattoo’s all over. 

Then they finish each others sentences and walk away with their coffees like mythical creatures. 

I want to witness this shit. 


Anonymous asked: "I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?"

raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.



lipstickroulette2:

Next guy I date that gets bossy with the nudes is getting hit with this lmao

lipstickroulette2:

Next guy I date that gets bossy with the nudes is getting hit with this lmao


posted 1 day ago via alisonnbries · © 2x04 with 1,168 notes